According to a scientific paper from the Journal of Parasitology, a 63-year-old Korean woman “experienced severe pain in her oral cavity immediately after eating a portion of parboiled squid along with its internal organs.” She spat out the food in her mouth, but still had a “pricking and foreign-body sensation” in her oral cavity. When she went to the hospital, they removed a dozen “small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva.”

Yes, the dead squid’s spermatophores were still active, and they’d inseminated the woman’s mouth. (via i09)

“There’s no Caffeine in it.”

Saw The Avengers and wanted to finally watch the Loki’d video I’ve been seeing all over tumblr. After trying multiple sites, I realize I can’t. Why? Because I’m CANADIAN. That is complete bullshit. This is the Internet. And also, we’re pretty much the same as you, dear Americans, just with a little more snow, maple syrup, and less online content.

To whomever decided that things should be blocked “from my region”:

Update: WATCH IT HERE ON VIMEO

(Source: bambistark)

I think I need to re-watch Jem. What happened here?

I think I need to re-watch Jem. What happened here?

arseniccupcakes:

peachpearl309:

jakeishness:

algrenion:

globalsoftpirka:

sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

My favourite part of the synopsis:She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINATHAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVEL

From the author of “Apeshit”.

How do I buy this!

what… xD I kind of want to read it because it looks so bad

I HAVE TO PURCHASE THIS

So *that’s* what Cosmo was talking about…

Is there an easy fix for a haunted vagina?

arseniccupcakes:

peachpearl309:

jakeishness:

algrenion:

globalsoftpirka:

sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 

“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. 

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”

…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVEL

From the author of “Apeshit”.

How do I buy this!

what… xD I kind of want to read it because it looks so bad

I HAVE TO PURCHASE THIS

So *that’s* what Cosmo was talking about…

Is there an easy fix for a haunted vagina?

(Source: wtfbadromancecovers)

My brother informed me the most messed up video game we’ve ever played was made into a TV show.

It’s every bit as wonderful as a girl could have dreamed… they kept cut scenes and the background music. I’m having flashbacks. I don’t know if I can actually watch this.

Don’t do it! (no wait, do it.)


We are living our lives
Abound with so much information
Come on, let go of the remote
Don’t you know you’re letting all the junk flood in?
Try to stop the flow, double-clicking on the go
But it’s no use; hey, I’m being consumed
Loading… Loading… Loading…
Quickly reaching maximum capacity
Warning… Warning… Warning!
Gonna short-circuit my identity

Oops… time to slide a little to the left…

Oops… time to slide a little to the left…

MIND.BLOWN.
How did I not see this before?

MIND.BLOWN.

How did I not see this before?

Watching Batman The Animated Series again. Got to Two-Face: Part 2 and had to pause it around the 8-minute mark.

What kind of a bank gives a card to Two-Face?! Who in their right minds would allow a villain to bank with them? And how did he get a card without the proper ID?

I normally don’t pay any attention to the magazines while I’m in the convenience store. I’m in, I’m out, and usually in my car sipping my coffee, paying no attention to whatever celebrity rumor is out there.

But I had to stop and wait yesterday, which caused me to browse the latest Cosmo mag cover. Oh look… Dakota Fanning looks *so* much older and…

Wait… what now?

Cosmo, it’s like you’re looking into the very core of me. (wait, ew.) I would love to have been a fly on the wall during this pitch. “So, you know how you wonder if your lady bits are doing okay? What if we could ask them?”

Also, wouldn’t it be awesome if your vagina could just tell you what was wrong? Not that anyone I know ever comments on their freaky vaginas…